Chandler Blood is not having a great time. His best friend John Moone has been missing for years, the town treats him like a joke, and a strange package has just landed on his doorstep.
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One mysterious box, one warning note, and one very bad decision later, Chandler’s life changes for good.
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Production note: Start here. Trust the box. Do not drink from it.